• Niggers Kikes Spics Polacks & Nazis... Lend Me Your Ears. Another Parad

    From LowRider44M@1:229/2 to All on Monday, October 22, 2018 21:08:54
    From: intraphase@gmail.com

    Back To Life - Back To Reality
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB54dZkzZOY

    Caesar Obama - Brutus Trump
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Xr2KfQ-K00

    "For a moment I thought I was in Paradise


    How the Mueller fairy tale ends
    Matthew Walther

    October 22, 2018


    Perhaps the best argument I have seen in favor of repealing President Trump's pointless tax cuts is the superabundance of disposable income American liberals
    apparently spend on things like Robert Mueller bobble-head dolls, "Mueller is Coming" and "It's
    Mueller time" T-shirts, Mueller "prayer" candles, and even children's books featuring a super-buff bare-chested but tie-wearing Mueller lookalike hero. Turning the affectless head of a special counsel investigation into some kind of badass comic-book
    character who is going to rescue America from the nefarious clutches of — I wish I were making this up — "President Ronald Plump" could not be more childish. Goodness knows how many adults really believe all this stuff.

    I feel bad for them, in the way that I feel bad for kids who are about to discover that the Tooth Fairy is fake. After 17 months of appending compound adjectives ("Russia-linked," "Kremlin-backed") to the names of an increasingly obscure cast of
    characters accused of things like sending spam emails and holding pointless meetings that went nowhere, it looks like we are finally getting close to the end of the Mueller probe. A report in Politico suggests that what skeptics have
    argued for more than
    a year and a half is true: namely, that Mueller and his team have not found any
    smoking-gun evidence of "collusion" between Donald Trump's 2016 presidential campaign and the Russian government because no such collusion took place.

    It's going to be a letdown. Not only is it likely that the final report will not reveal that the president has been a KGB agent since the late '80s, as at least one mainstream liberal columnist fantasized. It is also possible that it will never even be
    released to the public, at least not in full. Unless they are granted permission to review them under various conditions that will be imposed by the Department of Justice, not even members of Congress will be able to read Mueller's findings. For reasons
    that have as much to do with Mueller's own personality and style as they do with the sensitive nature of the material, the text itself is unlikely to be the sweeping anti-Trump manifesto that the president's fiercest liberal critics
    are longing for.
    There is every reason to believe that it will be a straightforward, minimally expansive document that does not volunteer information that is not absolutely relevant to the main findings.

    The fantasy of a piece of paper that would explain away the painful reality that a buffoonish television host beat a former secretary of state and senator in the 2016 presidential election simply by running a better campaign is not coming true.

    The best hope for Mueller's cheerleaders was not that games of connect-the-dots
    would implicate Trump in a treasonous plot to sell the White House to Moscow but that the loose-lipped president would trap himself in a lie, perhaps meaningless in itself,
    about some detail or other that would open him to a charge of perjury. This would not have proved that collusion took place — if anything it would go a long way towards vindicating the president's own "witch hunt" narrative — but
    it would have
    satisfied the critics, who just want to see the president charged with a crime.
    Unfortunately, Rudy Giuliani and the rest of Trump's legal team made sure that this was never going to happen. Every question has been put to the president in
    writing and
    answered with the assistance of dozens of professionals with longer attention spans and a firmer grasp of capitalization and punctuation.

    While it is still possible that Mueller will come up with something substantive, or that something flimsy drawn from some version of Mueller's report will be seized upon by Democrats as evidence if they attempt to impeach Trump next year, it will
    ultimately be irrelevant. Impeaching the president and removing him from office
    is a campaign promise on which many Democrats are running this fall. They don't
    care what is or is not in the report any more than those of us who have grown impatient with
    all the lunatic decontextualized speculation about Trump and Russia do. Most Americans made up their mind about these questions long ago. The difference is that unlike professional politicians, hundreds of thousands of serious Mueller watchers are
    actually invested in the reality of the collusion theory. For them the truth might be painful.

    There are some obvious lessons here. One is that our enemies, real or perceived, are not all working together to destroy all the things we love. Another is that simple explanations are better than complicated ones — an insincere campaign that doesn't
    even try in the states that it needs to win is probably going to lose, especially to an opponent who has broken with his party in historic ways in order to appease voters in the states in question. The last and most important is that politics is not an
    episode of The West Wing: Do-gooders rolling up their shirt sleeves and completing some boring procedural task — writing a complicated report, polishing the text of a rousing speech — in between monologues is rarely how the good guys beat the bad
    guys.

    We are now a mere 469 days away from Democrats' 2020 Iowa caucuses. It is time for them to give up on fairy tales and find a candidate who can actually beat this guy.

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    Paradise Lost - Satan Wakes In Hell

    . CHAPTER 1

    Tell me about man's first sin, when he tasted the forbidden fruit and caused all our troubles, until Jesus came and saved us.

    Inspire me with this knowledge. You are the heavenly spirit who inspired Moses in his teachings.


    I'm asking for your help because I want to write a great work different from any that was ever written before.

    I want you to teach me, Holy Spirit, because you value goodness more than fancy churches.
    You know everything. You were there at the Beginning. You sat like a dove with your wings spread over the dark emptiness and made it come to life.
    Enlighten me where I am ignorant and strengthen my abilities so that I can correctly explain God's great purpose to men.

    You know everything about Heaven and Hell, so tell me, what was it that made Adam and Eve go against God's orders? They seemed so happy. He had given them the whole world, except for one little thing.
    Who made them do this awful thing? It was that snake from Hell, wasn't it. His envy and thirst for revenge made him go trick Eve the way he did.
    His pride had got him thrown out of Heaven with all his followers. They supported him in his ambition to glorify himself - even to the point of waging war against God.

    But he was doomed to fail. After a terrible war, God threw him into Hell for daring to fight him.

    Nine times the Space that measures Day and Night
    To mortal men, he with his horrid crew
    Lay vanquisht, rowling in the fiery Gulfe
    Confounded though immortal: But his doom
    Reserv'd him to more wrath; for now the thought
    Both of lost happiness and lasting pain
    Torments him; round he throws his baleful eyes
    That witness'd huge affliction and dismay
    Mixt with obdurate pride and stedfast hate:
    At once as far as Angels kenn he views
    The dismal Situation waste and wilde,
    A Dungeon horrible, on all sides round
    As one great Furnace flam'd, yet from those flames
    No light, but rather darkness visible
    Serv'd onely to discover sights of woe,
    Regions of sorrow, doleful shades, where peace
    And rest can never dwell, hope never comes
    That comes to all; but torture without end
    Still urges, and a fiery Deluge, fed
    With ever-burning Sulphur unconsum'd:
    Such place Eternal Justice had prepar'd
    For those rebellious, here thir Prison ordain'd
    In utter darkness, and thir portion set
    As far remov'd from God and light of Heav'n
    As from the Center thrice to th' utmost Pole.
    O how unlike the place from whence they fell!
    There the companions of his fall, o'rewhelm'd
    With Floods and Whirlwinds of tempestuous fire,
    He soon discerns, and weltring by his side
    One next himself in power, and next in crime,
    Long after known in Palestine, and nam'd
    Beelzebub. To whom th' Arch-Enemy,
    And thence in Heav'n call'd Satan, with bold words
    Breaking the horrid silence thus began.
    If thou beest he; But O how fall'n! how chang'd
    From him, who in the happy Realms of Light
    Cloth'd with transcendent brightness didst out-shine
    Myriads though bright: If he Whom mutual league,
    United thoughts and counsels, equal hope
    And hazard in the Glorious Enterprize,
    Joynd with me once, now misery hath joynd
    In equal ruin: into what Pit thou seest
    From what highth fall'n, so much the stronger prov'd
    He with his Thunder: and till then who knew
    The force of those dire Arms? yet not for those,
    Nor what the Potent Victor in his rage
    Can else inflict, do I repent or change,
    Though chang'd in outward lustre; that fixt mind
    And high disdain, from sence of injur'd merit,
    That with the mightiest rais'd me to contend,



    For nine days he and his evil followers were lying helpless in the fires of
    Hell.

    But soon he grew angry, thinking about all the lost pleasures and the unending pain.
    He looked around and saw a lot of suffering. But he only felt stubborn pride and hatefulness.
    As far as he could see there were flames, but they burned dark instead of bright, and they only revealed sorrow and hopelessness.
    These fires would never go out and the torture would never end.

    This is the place Justice made for those who rebel against God.

    It was as far from Heaven and Heaven's light and as different from Heaven as it could be.

    This is where he saw all his defeated followers. And there, wallowing in the flames right next to him, was his top assistant.
    Later we would know him as Beelzebub.
    His leader, who they called Satan, finally spoke.
    Is this really you? If you are who I think you are, how you've changed! Your brightness that outshined everyone is gone.
    If you're the one who joined me in planning and undertaking our grand mission--it looks like now we are joined again, but in misery.
    Look at how far we fell! It turns out he was much stronger than us after all, but how could we know that?
    But I don't care what he did to us, or may still do, I'm not sorry. And I'm
    not going to change.
    My appearance may have changed, but the indignity I suffered that caused me
    to fight him hasn't changed.

    And to the fierce contention brought along
    Innumerable force of Spirits arm'd
    That durst dislike his reign, and me preferring,
    His utmost power with adverse power oppos'd
    In dubious Battel on the Plains of Heav'n,
    And shook his throne. What though the field be lost?
    All is not lost; the unconquerable Will,
    And study of revenge, immortal hate,
    And courage never to submit or yield:
    And what is else not to be overcome?
    That Glory never shall his wrath or might
    Extort from me. To bow and sue for grace
    With suppliant knee, and deifie his power,
    Who from the terrour of this Arm so late
    Doubted his Empire, that were low indeed,
    That were an ignominy and shame beneath
    This downfall; since by Fate the strength of Gods
    And this Empyreal substance cannot fail,
    Since through experience of this great event
    In Arms not worse, in foresight much advanc't,
    We may with more successful hope resolve
    To wage by force or guile eternal Warr
    Irreconcileable, to our grand Foe,
    Who now triumphs, and in th' excess of joy
    Sole reigning holds the Tyranny of Heav'n.
    So spake th' Apostate Angel, though in pain,
    Vaunting aloud, but rackt with deep despare:
    And him thus answer'd soon his bold Compeer.
    O Prince, O Chief of many Throned Powers,
    That led th' imbattelld Seraphim to Warr
    Under thy conduct, and in dreadful deeds
    Fearless, endanger'd Heav'ns perpetual King;
    And put to proof his high Supremacy,
    Whether upheld by strength, or Chance, or Fate,
    Too well I see and rue the dire event,
    That with sad overthrow and foul defeat
    Hath lost us Heav'n, and all this mighty Host
    In horrible destruction laid thus low,
    As far as Gods and Heav'nly Essences
    Can perish: for the mind and spirit remains
    Invincible, and vigour soon returns,
    Though all our Glory extinct, and happy state
    Here swallow'd up in endless misery.
    But what if he our Conquerour, (whom I now
    Of force believe Almighty, since no less
    Then such could hav orepow'rd such force as ours)
    Have left us this our spirit and strength intire
    Strongly to suffer and support our pains,
    That we may so suffice his vengeful ire,
    Or do him mightier service as his thralls
    By right of Warr, what e're his business be
    Here in the heart of Hell to work in Fire,
    Or do his Errands in the gloomy Deep;



    And what made the multitudes agree with me and join me in battling him and shaking up his kingdom--that hasn't changed.
    So what if we lost some ground? He'll never be able to take away my free will, my revenge, my hate, or my courage never to give up.
    And if I still have all that, what did he win?
    Am I supposed to kneel and beg for mercy from him who I just gave some serious worry about the safety of his empire?
    That would be worse shame than the defeat we just had.
    We can't die, and we can't be physically hurt, but we have learned a lot from this experience.
    Whether we do it by outright battle or some more devious way, we can fight our enemy forever--that tyrant in Heaven who sits there now, gloating over his victory.
    Satan said these words forcefully though he was in pain and despair.
    Beelzebub responded, Oh Prince, you bravely led the rebelling angels against Heaven's king.
    But he defeated us, whether by his greater strength or just good luck, I don't know.
    Now, too late, I see only too well the sad outcome of our plan--the loss of
    Heaven, and all our comrades left in such sad shape.

    [continued in next message]

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  • From hastalavista@1:229/2 to All on Thursday, October 25, 2018 15:45:19
    From: crsds@sbcglobal.net

    cracker please, you know we don't play
    that religious horseshit here. have some
    white bread and relax.

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  • From hastalavista@1:229/2 to All on Friday, October 26, 2018 07:09:26
    From: crsds@sbcglobal.net

    and to top it off 14,000 beaners are on
    their way to the border. head for the border
    cavrons! geez just what every country needs
    are more freeloaders. freddie the freeloader
    is going to be our mascot for sure.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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  • From LowRider44M@1:229/2 to freewilly on Friday, November 09, 2018 20:39:42
    From: intraphase@gmail.com

    On Thursday, October 25, 2018 at 6:45:20 PM UTC-4, freewilly wrote:
    cracker please, you know we don't play
    that religious horseshit here. have some
    white bread and relax.


    A transmission line must have failed.
    My god was just giving your god a heads up.
    I live far far away, this body is but an echo, in a lost civilization

    Shinedown - Devil (lyrics at bottom of page) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AsPY1bQx70&t=0s




    The Latest: Pacific Gas & Electric says it will help probe
    13 minutes ago
    1 of 13
    Firefighters try to keep flames from spreading through an apartment complex as a wildfire burns through Paradise, California, on Friday. (AP Photo/Noah Berger)

    LOS ANGELES (AP) — The Latest on California’s wildfires (all times local):

    7:10 p.m.

    Pacific Gas & Electric Company says it will cooperate with any investigations stemming from a massive wildfire in Northern California.

    The utility told state regulators Thursday that it experienced a problem on an electrical transmission line near the site of the blaze minutes before the fire
    broke out. The company said it later observed damage to a transmission tower on
    the line.

    PG&E spokeswoman Lynsey Paulo said Friday the information was preliminary and stressed that the cause of the fire has not been determined.

    The fire has killed at least nine people and destroyed more than 6,000 homes. It forced the evacuation of roughly 30,000 people in the town of Paradise, about 180 miles (289 kilometers) northeast of San Francisco.

    ___

    7:05 p.m.

    Some residents forced to flee a growing inferno in Southern California faced a big obstacle getting their large animals to safety.

    None may have had it harder than Eva Loeffler (AY-vuh LEFF-lur), who didn’t have a trailer for her 20-year-old pony, Minnie.

    Loeffler, of Westlake Village, says frantic equestrians were loading horses into trailers as embers rained down and she couldn’t get a lift for the little equine, so she improvised.

    Minnie trotted alongside Loeffler’s car on a rope for more than a mile as flames jumped the road, sirens wailed from passing rescuers and helicopters buzzed overhead.

    Eventually a couple with four dogs, three horses, two parrots and a pig stopped
    and made room in their trailer.

    Loeffler says they squished Minnie inside and drove to an evacuation center.

    Residents of Paradise, California, are talking about narrow escapes from their burning homes as a wildfire rapidly approached. Many got stuck in gridlocked traffic trying to escape. (Nov. 9)

    ___

    6:30 p.m.

    A Northern California sheriff says only one of the nine people who died in a wildfire was found inside a home.

    Butte County Sheriff Korey Honea said Friday that three people were found outside homes and four people inside vehicles. He said another victim was found
    near a vehicle but outside it.

    All the victims were found in the town of Paradise, which was evacuated as a result of the fire.

    Authorities say they conducted numerous rescues Friday as they fought the flames, including using helicopters to rescue five people in the nearby community of Magalia.

    The sheriff says they have taken 35 reports of missing people.

    ___

    6:20 p.m.

    Authorities say nine people have been confirmed dead in a Northern California wildfire.

    Butte County Sheriff Korey Honea said Friday that some people were found inside
    their cars and others outside their homes. One victim was found near a vehicle but outside of it.

    He says he doesn’t have all the details on the circumstances of the deaths.

    Sheriff’s officials earlier had reported six deaths.

    Authorities say the fire burning around the town of Paradise has become the state’s most destructive since record-keeping began.

    ___

    This item has been clarified to show one person was found outside a vehicle.

    ___

    6:15 p.m.

    Ventura County and Los Angeles County fire officials say a wildfire in Northern
    California has destroyed more than 6,500 structures and grown to 140 square miles (362 square kilometers).

    Fire officials said Friday the destroyed structures include 6,453 homes and another 260 commercial structures. The fire is burning around the town of Paradise.

    ___

    5:50 p.m.

    The mayor of Thousand Oaks says that three-quarters of his city is under fire evacuation orders and that most likely includes people affected by the deadly bar shooting this week.

    Mayor Andy Fox spoke Friday about the back-to-back crises his city faced when a
    wildfire threatened the city the day after a gunman killed 12 people at a country music bar.

    Fox says the distinction between the two events is that the victims of the Borderline Bar and Grill and their family members experienced a permanent loss they may never recover from.

    So far, he says, no one has died from the fire that has burned into the city.

    Fox says that the fire is serious situation, but that homes can be rebuilt.

    ___

    5:30 p.m.

    Fire officials say Southern California wildfires have burned 150 homes and that
    number will rise.

    Authorities also announced Friday that a quarter of a million people are under evacuation orders as wind-whipped flames rage through scenic areas west of Los Angeles and burn toward the sea.

    At a news conference, officials said 75 percent of the Ventura County city of Thousand Oaks has been emptied. The entire celebrity enclave of Malibu also is under evacuation orders.

    Twin fires erupted Thursday and were pushed by winds of up to 60 mph through coastal foothills and canyons.

    The Hill fire has burned 6,000 acres and isn’t advancing, but the Woolsey fire a few miles away doubled in size to 35,000 acres.

    Los Angeles County fire Chief Daryl Osby says winds are dying down tbut will roar back to life on Sunday.

    ___

    4:55 p.m.

    A sheriff’s spokeswoman has confirmed a sixth death in a Northern California wildfire that has forced tens of thousands of people to evacuate.

    Butte County Sheriff’s Office spokeswoman Megan McMann said Friday she did not have details on the circumstances of the death.

    Sheriff’s officials said earlier that five people were found dead in vehicles
    that were torched by flames in the same area in the town of Paradise.

    They said the five could not immediately be identified because of the burns they suffered.

    Paradise is 180 miles (289 kilometers) northeast of San Francisco.

    ___

    4:40 p.m.

    California has been granted federal funds to battle devastating wildfires that have destroyed entire neighborhoods and killed at least five people.

    President Trump has issued an emergency declaration providing aid to help state
    and local firefighters battling blazes in Butte, Ventura and Los Angeles counties.

    The money will help pay for firefighting aircraft along with shelter, supplies and transportation for the tens of thousands of evacuated residents.

    The wind-whipped fires have destroyed blocks of homes in the Northern California town of Paradise, where five people have died.

    Other fires in Southern California have destroyed many homes and threaten thousands of others.

    ___

    4:30 p.m.

    Pacific Gas & Electric Co. says it experienced a problem on an electrical transmission line near the site of a massive fire in Northern California minutes before the blaze broke out.

    The company said in a one-paragraph summary filed Thursday with state utility regulators that it had experienced an outage on the line about 15 minutes before the fire started. The company said it later observed damage to a transmission tower on the line
    near the town of Paradise.

    The fire has killed at least five people and destroyed hundreds of homes. Paradise is 180 miles (289 kilometers) northeast of San Francisco.

    The filing was first reported by KQED News.

    Fire officials have not determined a cause for the blaze.

    __

    4:15 p.m.

    Paradise town councilmember Melissa Schuster lost her 16-acre Chapelle de L’Artiste retreat, a posh property with a chapel, pond and pool.

    But Friday she was clinging to glimmers of hope inspired by two furry llamas — Shyann and Twinkle Star Heart.

    “Somehow they made it through,” Schuster said.

    She had stopped trying to hook up a trailer for the animals and fled the home and property with just three cats on Thursday when the day turned pitch black as fire and smoke roared in.

    On Friday she was trying to stay positive. She’d heard her son’s home and hay barn survived, along with Town Hall and even some parts of the hospital.

    “It’s Paradise,” she said. “It’s always been Paradise and we will bring it back.”

    ___

    3:45 p.m.

    Blocks and blocks of homes and businesses in a Northern California town have been destroyed by a wildfire.

    Parts of the town of Paradise were still on fire on Friday. At least five people in the town died.

    Patrick Knuthson, a fourth-generation resident of Paradise, said only two of roughly 22 houses on his street survived. Knuthson stayed behind and was able to save his home.

    He said he lost his previous home to a wildfire in 2008.

    Butte County Sheriff Kory Honea said about 20 deputies have also lost their homes.

    ___

    2:30 p.m.

    A surgical nurse who evacuated from a Northern California hospital with a wildfire roaring nearby says she had to return after her vehicle went up in flames and one of her pant legs caught fire.

    Nichole Jolly said Friday that she helped evacuate patients Thursday from Adventist Health Feather River Hospital in the town of Paradise, where at least
    five people died.

    When she tried to leave, she got stuck in the firestorm.

    She said firefighters extinguished her smoldering pants, covered her in a fire blanket and brought her back to the hospital, where she waited out the fire.

    She said doctors extinguished burning trees around the hospital to try to keep the flames at bay.

    Jolly eventually escaped the town.

    ___

    1:20 p.m.

    Nurses and patients have recounted their dramatic escapes from a hospital in a Northern California town that was devastated by a ferocious wildfire.

    Nurse Darrel Wilken told the Chico Enterprise-Record newspaper on Friday that the fire in the town of Paradise came so quickly that he and other employees at
    the Adventist Health Feather River Hospital used their own cars to evacuate patients.

    Wilken said he took three patients in his car and that two of them were in critical condition. He says he battled gridlocked traffic on a road surrounded on both sides by fire.

    Paradise resident Cody Knowles said his wife, Francine, was having gallbladder surgery Thursday morning.

    When the evacuation was announced, she was still asleep from anesthesia. He waited until she woke up and they escaped in a hospital employee’s car.

    The hospital says it evacuated 60 patients to other facilities.

    ___

    1:10 p.m.

    A road into a Northern California town devastated by wildfire is eerily deserted.

    There were no signs of life Friday on the road toward the town of Paradise except for the occasional chirping of a bird. A thick, yellow haze from the wildfire hung in the air and gave the appearance of twilight in the middle of the day.

    Strong winds had blown the blackened needles on some evergreens straight to one
    side. A burned out car with its doors open sat on the shoulder.

    Five people have been found dead in Paradise from the fire, and sheriff’s officials say they are investigating additional reports of fatalities. Thousands of buildings were destroyed.

    The town of 27,000 about 180 miles (289 kilometers) northeast of San Francisco was completely evacuated.

    ___

    1 p.m.

    The Santa Monica Mountains National Recreation Area has tweeted that Southern California’s huge wildfire has apparently destroyed the TV and movie production location known as “Western Town” at the historic Paramount Ranch.

    The National Park Service says it has no details or photos but the structures that formed Old West facades are believed to have burned on Friday.

    The park service says the ranch served as locations for productions ranging from 1938′s “The Adventures of Marco Polo” to TV’s “Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman,” and the more recent shows “The Mentalist” and “Weeds.”

    Western Town specifically was built for TV productions in the 1950s and was used for such westerns as “The Cisco Kid” and “Dick Powell’s Zane Grey Theatre.”

    The location set in the mountains west of Los Angeles dates to 1927 when Paramount Pictures leased the ranch and began making films there.

    Filming continued for decades even as the ranch changed hands. It was acquired by the National Park Service in 1980 but has continued to function as a filming
    location.

    When not in use for filming, visitors could stroll through Western Town while hiking or ride through on horseback.

    ___

    12:10 p.m.

    A Northern California sheriff says authorities are trying to confirm reports that more than five people died when a wildfire devastated the town of Paradise.

    Five people were found dead in vehicles Friday but Butte County Sheriff Korey Honea told television stations KHSL/KNVN in Chico that additional reports of deaths are being investigated.

    Honea said flames and downed power lines in Paradise are preventing deputies from reaching some areas.

    The five victims were found in vehicles in the same area of the town, where residents described traffic jams and panic as they tried to escape flames on Thursday.

    Thousands of buildings were destroyed in Paradise, about 180 miles (289 kilometers) northeast of San Francisco.

    ___

    11:35 a.m.

    A mandatory evacuation order for the entire city of Malibu has been reinstated as one of California’s major wildfires bears down on the enclave called home by many Hollywood stars.

    A city-wide evacuation was ordered early Friday and then was scaled back.

    But it has been extended again to include all of Malibu, a city of about 13,000
    stretching along 21 miles (34 kilometers) of coast west of Los Angeles.

    Traffic is jammed on sections of Pacific Coast Highway.

    Some residents have evacuated to the parking lot of popular Zuma Beach.

    __

    11:25 a.m.

    A Northern California university has closed its campus and cancelled weekend events because of a fast-burning wildfire.

    But officials with California State University, Chico posted on Twitter Friday that the campus is not under evacuation and that dining halls and residence halls remain open.

    The university says the fire has not entered Chico city limits and is moving away.

    Chico has a population of about 93,000 people and is 15 miles (24 kilometers) west of the town of Paradise, which was destroyed by a fire that killed at least five people.


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  • From luckyrat@1:229/2 to All on Sunday, April 12, 2020 10:45:02
    From: allreadydun@gmail.com

    ok enough heavy shit for awhile
    let's do a joke, on the house here.

    I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat
    dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you
    white people too!"

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  • From LowRider44M@1:229/2 to luckyrat on Sunday, April 12, 2020 14:43:20
    From: intraphase@gmail.com

    On Sunday, April 12, 2020 at 1:45:03 PM UTC-4, luckyrat wrote:
    ok enough heavy shit for awhile
    let's do a joke, on the house here.

    I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in
    front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two
    hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you
    white people too!"

    8.5 on the joke meter and a LOL.

    How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    What does it matter? We’re all gonna die anyway.


    How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
    WHO WANTS TO KNOW?

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)