On 19 Feb 2020 at 03:13p, Netsurge pondered and said...
No, but I have had one where a user has haunted me.
I once had a dream like that.
It was the end of the school year, and I'd
forgotten to go to English class for the entire
year; suddenly, I was only wearing my underwear
and the world was in Sepia.
I felt a sudden fear grip my heart, a cold
realization setting in that I was about to lose
all that I'd worked for; I would not go to
college, would not even graduate from high
school. Children would mock me in the streets.
I'd end up living under a bridge in an LA suburb.
I felt the sudden need to use the toilet, but
there were no stalls in the restrooms, only long
sinks....
A deep burning shame caused me to try and avoid
the English teacher; I dashed into a classroom....
Except that it was the English class's classroom.
The other students were there; they all saw me
and started laughing.
I looked up. The Millionaire was there. He had
transcribed the entirety of Webster's dictionary
onto the blackboard; he started asking me ridiculous
questions like, "What will Windows 20 mean for
Synchronet BBS?" and "What is the specific gravity
of the chemical distillation of Linus Torvalds's
spittle when he screams at his computer while
flaming someone on the Linux kernel mailing list?"
He was making ridiculous claims about MS-DOS
being the technical basis for the Pascal menu
system, which makes no sense....
Finally, I looked down and my feet were melting
into the ground. "I am a cheeseburger! I am a
cheeseburger!"
I woke up in a cold sweat, screaming.
Night train is a mean wine, man.
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