I have seen cases of breaks left unattended for days in empty homesBut it's necessary so that moderate water damage does not become
that caused up to $100K in water and mould damage. And insurance
does not cover that, if the home is not inspected at least once every
24 hours.
That's a bit draconian. Every 24 hours can put a major
crimp in one's style.
major water plus mould damage. Back when I did property management I
made the rounds on the vacant ones twice a day during the heating
season. I also installed "Winter Watchmen" in front windows. That a thermostat that will activate a red light if the room temperature
dropped below a set amount, say 60 F, I would look up the neighbours
beside the home and also directly across the street and tell them to
call me immediately if they ever spotted a red light regardless of
the hour and then give them my card with my 24 hour cell phone
number. I saved more than a few places from major damage and
expenses that way.
Title: Mushroom Filling for Zeppelins (Cepelinai)"The Good, The Bad and The Ugly" to steal a phrase. Actually I got
Somewhat yummier-looking than usual. [...] I'd eat them,
unlike some of those Lithuanian things you've posted.
tired of publishing the nasty ones after a while and purged a whole
bunch of ones with buckwheat, rye, caraway, herring and/or
fermented beets in them.
PETA was started by Big Meat to make animal rights activists lookI posted a bunch of paranoia based ones I found a little amusing.
bad.
Plausible, in that paranoid way that taglines seem
to have devolved into here.
Title: Lithuanian Goose or Duck Cracklings
Save skin from very fat ducks or geese, cut into small pieces.
Remove fat from insides, soak in cold water, blot dry, cut into
small pieces. Fry all pieces in a heavy bottomed, deep frying pan,
on low heat and stirring constantly. When pieces are browned, pour
off rendered fat. Season remaining crackling pieces with salt,
pepper and fried onion, blend well. Cracklings are eaten with
black bread or cooked potatoes with dill pickles and sauerkraut.
Be sure to save that drained fat! It doesn't say what to do with the
bay leaves but one could either place them in the frying pan to
flavour the cracklings, extruded fat and the onions, then fish them
out or grind them up very finely and add the result to the salt and
pepper.
... Climate Change: When you start having 100 year floods every 3 years!
On 05-06-19 18:25, Michael Loo <=-
spoke to Jim Weller about 345 plumbing <=-
I think that nonrandom taglines are the only way
to go and will read them under the assumption that
they are on some level intentionally placed.
Dale Shipp wrote to Michael Loo <=-
I think that nonrandom taglines are the only way
to go and will read them under the assumption that
they are on some level intentionally placed.
My taglines are deterministic and not random, but unique.
In the distant past, I have gotten fussed at by collectors of taglines because of that. Their collection software would recognize duplicate taglines and not store them, but mine are like little twisty corridors
all different.
Quoting Michael Loo to Jim Weller <=-
So if a homeowner
takes the family to Disneyland
for a week, someone has to be contracted
into the house daily for that period in order for
insurance to cover leak damage?
Bonnie tells me about an incident where an interior
pipe managed to burst while she was out of the house
(many years ago), though the heating was set to a
vacanct setting of 55 (13).
What's the minimum safe vacancy setting for the
heat for an averagely-insulated house?
Prudent but requires unimpaired and cooperative
neighbors.
I got tired of publishing the nasty ones after a while and purged
a whole bunch of ones with buckwheat, rye, caraway, herring and/or
fermented beets in them.
It's doubtful that anyone would make any of them or
be interested anymore after a few typical examples.
I hope you've kept a few of the more amusing rejects
around for zingers
foie gras [...] sauced with a reduction of an auslese
Gewurztraminer simmered with a ginger slice
I'm pretty sure the dish will taste good.
I think that nonrandom taglines are the only way
to go and will read them under the assumption that
they are on some level intentionally placed.
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