Well, don't get too cooked. I prefer rare, myself.

A little late for that warning, I'm afraid.

Olim lacus colueram ...

Once upon a time, I paddled happily in
the pond, but now I'm revolving on my
spit all roasty toasty with diners
waiting eagerly ... [Carmina Burana]

That's part of why it makes an oriental stew.

LaChoy oriental, at least.

La Choy ne sera jamais mon choix.

I've eaten some here and there, out of misguided nostalgia.

Nostalgia means pain from revisiting the
past, so that's appropriate. Too bad you
had to have had such a past.

Precisely. They will always behave like cats.

That's like saying that they'll always behave
like hurricanes.

Hurricanes generally behave like hurricanes.

As do cats.

Raindrop
cat: booze
serves: 1

1 part blue Curacao
1 part Malibu rum
1 part pineapple juice

Shake on ice, serve as a shot.

Rachael DiBona, Hurricane O'Reilly's, Boston
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Well, don't get too cooked. I prefer rare, myself.

A little late for that warning, I'm afraid.

Olim lacus colueram ...

Once upon a time, I paddled happily in
the pond, but now I'm revolving on my
spit all roasty toasty with diners
waiting eagerly ... [Carmina Burana]

That was written about the Red Death ... Red Tide?

That's part of why it makes an oriental stew.

LaChoy oriental, at least.

La Choy ne sera jamais mon choix.

I've eaten some here and there, out of misguided nostalgia.

Nostalgia means pain from revisiting the
past, so that's appropriate. Too bad you
had to have had such a past.

It was part of my childhood. Not a big part, but once in a while.
Their canned bean sprouts were never any nastier than the fresh ones.

That's like saying that they'll always behave
like hurricanes.

Hurricanes generally behave like hurricanes.

As do cats.

Especially when they're in 12AM crazies mode.

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